Ask me anything   Submit   A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
W. Shakespeare

We are at #ihop and that sign says 3 types of guest #fat #friendly #exact yes it says #fat #wtf #howrude yes I can read from ten feet away.

We are at #ihop and that sign says 3 types of guest #fat #friendly #exact yes it says #fat #wtf #howrude yes I can read from ten feet away.

— 3 days ago
#ihop  #fat  #howrude  #wtf  #exact  #friendly 
Couldn’t ask for me. #blessed #thankGod #happy

Couldn’t ask for me. #blessed #thankGod #happy

— 3 days ago
#thankgod  #blessed  #happy 
Or said it wrong. #storyofmylife #thanksmom #thanksdad #nicknameforlife

Or said it wrong. #storyofmylife #thanksmom #thanksdad #nicknameforlife

— 4 days ago
#thanksdad  #nicknameforlife  #storyofmylife  #thanksmom 
Ready for #springbreak #beach #bikini #beachin #jakeowen #1moreweek #hurryup #tanlines #whitesand #koozieinmyhand

Ready for #springbreak #beach #bikini #beachin #jakeowen #1moreweek #hurryup #tanlines #whitesand #koozieinmyhand

— 5 days ago
#whitesand  #jakeowen  #beachin  #bikini  #koozieinmyhand  #1moreweek  #hurryup  #springbreak  #beach  #tanlines 
#MLSH4LGIVEAWAY @minimooshop @ajd_1630 @itsashbenzo #contest #giveaway #monogram #americanflag #pickme #shorts #springbreak

#MLSH4LGIVEAWAY @minimooshop @ajd_1630 @itsashbenzo #contest #giveaway #monogram #americanflag #pickme #shorts #springbreak

— 1 week ago
#monogram  #contest  #shorts  #giveaway  #mlsh4lgiveaway  #springbreak  #americanflag  #pickme 
#happybirthday #loser @ajd_1630 #17

#happybirthday #loser @ajd_1630 #17

— 1 week ago
#happybirthday  #17  #loser 
I thought of you. @joelld #haha #redcircles #drivesmecrazy #whodoesthis #inhumane #ocd

I thought of you. @joelld #haha #redcircles #drivesmecrazy #whodoesthis #inhumane #ocd

— 1 week ago
#drivesmecrazy  #haha  #ocd  #redcircles  #inhumane  #whodoesthis 
Do blondes have more fun? #whoknows #letsfindout #blonde #hair #dontcare

Do blondes have more fun? #whoknows #letsfindout #blonde #hair #dontcare

— 2 weeks ago
#whoknows  #hair  #blonde  #dontcare  #letsfindout 
@joelld  :)

@joelld :)

— 3 weeks ago